1 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:15,682 Not bad, Mickey, but your posture needs work. 2 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:20,487 Practice with the others, while I talk to Captain Black. 3 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,395 I'm sorry about your problem. 4 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:31,899 Because Section 13 stopped dealing with the Hand of Darkness, 5 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:36,069 I have to find another way to get your problem heard by my boss. 6 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:40,741 You introduce me as your personal trainer or punching bag? 7 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:44,544 - Jade! - What? 8 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:49,116 I told Mickey to correct his posture. 9 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:40,067 JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES 10 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:46,174 Be careful. 11 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,876 Watch your step. 12 00:01:49,411 --> 00:01:51,246 Place it on the left. 13 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,782 Put it in the kiln. 14 00:01:53,782 --> 00:01:55,684 We need firewood. 15 00:01:55,684 --> 00:01:56,785 Shut up. 16 00:01:56,785 --> 00:01:58,753 By tidying it up a bit, 17 00:01:58,753 --> 00:02:03,191 this fish place would be fit to be inhabited by a demon wizard. 18 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:05,827 Former demon wizard. 19 00:02:06,528 --> 00:02:11,233 I may have been defeated, but I am still in power, Valmont. 20 00:02:11,233 --> 00:02:13,101 As you can see. 21 00:02:13,101 --> 00:02:16,505 This is my hiding place and my body, Shendu. 22 00:02:16,771 --> 00:02:20,942 I remember. I want to change our clothes. 23 00:02:21,877 --> 00:02:23,144 Don't you dare! 24 00:02:24,913 --> 00:02:30,418 It's a thousand-year-old relic from the Ming Dynasty. 25 00:02:30,652 --> 00:02:33,522 Maybe the nerds over there can help. 26 00:02:41,396 --> 00:02:42,531 Chow. 27 00:02:50,805 --> 00:02:51,806 Yes. 28 00:02:52,107 --> 00:02:57,879 The direction to the door that locked Tchang Zu, the Lightning Demon. 29 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:01,516 Hey, California. 30 00:03:01,983 --> 00:03:03,051 We're here. 31 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:05,820 And we'll head south towards... 32 00:03:10,525 --> 00:03:12,294 You recorded it, didn't you? 33 00:03:13,395 --> 00:03:17,232 I got them all, but we're out of tape. 34 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:19,968 Dude, run. 35 00:03:27,242 --> 00:03:28,410 Water! 36 00:03:29,744 --> 00:03:33,348 That's right, Big V. Pools and movie stars. 37 00:03:33,582 --> 00:03:35,417 We are going to... 38 00:03:35,617 --> 00:03:36,551 Hollywood? 39 00:03:36,885 --> 00:03:38,253 I'm going there, Captain Black. 40 00:03:38,687 --> 00:03:41,122 Jackie, can I come with you? Please. 41 00:03:41,122 --> 00:03:43,158 Jade, the Hand of Darkness there. 42 00:03:43,158 --> 00:03:45,460 Definitely looking for a demon portal. 43 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:48,296 But Rafael di Capezio will print his soles with cement, 44 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:50,165 at The Chinese Theater this weekend. 45 00:03:50,165 --> 00:03:51,600 Rafael Di Whozio? 46 00:03:51,967 --> 00:03:53,101 Hello! 47 00:03:53,101 --> 00:03:58,573 Rafael di Capezio is the single greatest film star in history. 48 00:03:59,641 --> 00:04:02,978 I don't think you've ever heard of John Wayne. 49 00:04:04,079 --> 00:04:05,213 The Duke. 50 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:07,949 Hold on, Traveler. 51 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:15,023 I think this is the first time you've been able to come along and not be a bother. 52 00:04:15,290 --> 00:04:16,391 Hooray. 53 00:04:16,891 --> 00:04:18,927 Hey, what does that mean? 54 00:04:20,228 --> 00:04:23,932 Tohru will accompany you, while I search for the Hand of Darkness. 55 00:04:23,932 --> 00:04:26,267 The party doesn't start until tonight. 56 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:29,270 How about we help you search for the devil's door? 57 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:33,274 Enjoy looking around. 58 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:39,614 I'm sorry for shouting, Jade. 59 00:04:40,115 --> 00:04:44,285 That Frankenstein did look very alive, T. 60 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:45,487 It must be the candles. 61 00:04:46,087 --> 00:04:49,090 We should buy souvenirs for Uncle. 62 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:52,193 Do you have any photos of John Wayne? 63 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:00,735 Swimming pool, movie stars. 64 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:02,704 Tohru. 65 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:13,815 We're taking a walk. 66 00:05:14,115 --> 00:05:16,418 I want to see Clark Gable's old house. 67 00:05:16,718 --> 00:05:19,654 Ratso, don't worry. We're not traveling. 68 00:05:19,921 --> 00:05:21,556 We have a map. 69 00:05:22,257 --> 00:05:26,294 It is located in the middle of the Pool of Misery and the Path of Betrayal. 70 00:05:26,728 --> 00:05:28,463 Absolutely clear. 71 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,300 Hello? 72 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:35,704 Jackie, the Hand of Darkness is outside the candle museum. 73 00:05:35,904 --> 00:05:38,440 Jade, how did you do it? 74 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,374 Just forget it. 75 00:05:39,574 --> 00:05:41,776 Don't do anything until I arrive. 76 00:05:42,043 --> 00:05:43,678 Not heard. 77 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:46,781 His voice was... broken. 78 00:05:47,849 --> 00:05:48,950 Jade? 79 00:05:49,684 --> 00:05:51,453 To the wax museum. Fast! 80 00:05:52,554 --> 00:05:54,622 Which one do you think Uncle likes best? 81 00:05:54,989 --> 00:05:56,057 Jade? 82 00:05:57,158 --> 00:05:59,060 Look, The Three Stooges. 83 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,128 Where? 84 00:06:00,462 --> 00:06:01,629 Hey! 85 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:15,944 You're aiming for this, aren't you? 86 00:06:19,748 --> 00:06:22,150 Smile, princess. 87 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,719 Smile, princess. 88 00:06:26,788 --> 00:06:28,022 Tohru. 89 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:32,994 Maybe he wants to see real movie stars. 90 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:43,037 Chan. 91 00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:46,141 Does this count as outnumbering? 92 00:06:46,141 --> 00:06:46,975 I agree. 93 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:51,146 Jade, are you okay? 94 00:06:51,146 --> 00:06:52,614 No problem, Jackie. I can... 95 00:06:52,614 --> 00:06:55,183 Of "Do nothing", which one do you not understand? 96 00:06:55,183 --> 00:06:57,051 - But I can... - Watch him. 97 00:07:09,197 --> 00:07:11,599 I've been waiting for this moment. 98 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,002 Prepare to face your destruction. 99 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,711 I just found out that the Hand of Darkness has a new member. 100 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:54,708 Cables? 101 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,078 Stop. 102 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,048 Who are you? 103 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,650 - Is this a movie set? - Cool. 104 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,419 Are you going to cast Jackie in your film? 105 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:06,520 Of course. 106 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,055 After I reported it to the police. 107 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,123 Nigel, calm down. 108 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,826 Larry Franklin, producer of the film Ninjas in the Hood. 109 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,494 Your performance is great too. Your way... 110 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:17,931 Do you have an agent? 111 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,500 I'm the one. 112 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,036 This city is getting younger every day. 113 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:27,841 Look, Lar, Jackie Chan is going to be a famous action movie star. 114 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:31,545 Then you have the opportunity to know him since his debut. 115 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,080 - Jade. - OK, Jackie, 116 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,749 Did I tell you he did all his own action scenes? 117 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,351 Call me. 118 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:40,153 If J.C. can act, we can start doing business. 119 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,322 Acting? Jackie... 120 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,858 Say goodbye to the good guy, Jade. 121 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,961 Jackie, if you do, you can be a star. 122 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,529 I don't want to be a star. 123 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:53,133 I want to find the devil's portal before Valmont's herd does. 124 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,369 That thing! It's in the bag. 125 00:08:57,137 --> 00:09:00,007 Jade, how did you do it? 126 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:05,279 If the Pool of Misery means a pool of tar 127 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:08,115 and the Way of Treason means the Way of Cahuenga, 128 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:11,818 the middle should be here. 129 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,820 Megagalactic Studios? 130 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,956 Gosh, this isn't a coincidence. 131 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:19,459 As long as we can play a movie, how about we have lunch with Lar? 132 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,795 Because we have had a lot of breakfast. 133 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,636 Entry permission? 134 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,941 Hey, you're talking to the star of Beach Babe Watch. 135 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:40,013 Sorry, just come in. 136 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,483 Hand of Darkness? 137 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:46,420 Entry permission? 138 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,255 Yes, I want to come in. 139 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,758 No. No entry without permission. 140 00:09:55,529 --> 00:09:58,632 Good afternoon, Jade Talent and Arts Agency. 141 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:02,269 Jade, I can't go into the studio. 142 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,005 Yes, but... 143 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,540 Yes, but... 144 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,342 Fine, I'll do it. 145 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:09,743 Jade? Hello? 146 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,145 Megagalactic Studios. 147 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,246 Hey, Sipowitz. 148 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:16,416 See that athletic guy with the sweet smile at the gate? 149 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,752 He's Jackie Chan, future big star. 150 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,954 He had an appointment with Larry Franklin. 151 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,322 Let me give you Lar's phone number 152 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,826 so you can explain why we agreed to another studio agreement 153 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:29,429 because you're blocking the guy who does all the action, from getting in. 154 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,399 Your entry permit. 155 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,968 Sorry for the inconvenience, Mr. Chan. 156 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,971 How did he do it? 157 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,108 Did you get anything? 158 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,377 It's bound to be around here somewhere. 159 00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:45,379 Sorry, I won't return it. Thank You. 160 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,848 - Chan. - Get him! 161 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,341 Yes? Connect with him. 162 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,575 Jade, what's wrong? 163 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,180 Have lunch? I look at my schedule... 164 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,054 What's up... 165 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,522 Groundhog Touch Wood. 166 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,098 He really did his own thing. 167 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,866 Of course. 168 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,736 So, Lar, darling, do we agree about tomorrow? 169 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:43,770 Of course. 170 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,073 Unless your client has a broken bone. 171 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,541 Jackie has an appointment. 172 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,775 I'm cool. 173 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,713 We might be late for the foot printing ceremony. 174 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,415 Rafael, you're right. 175 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,395 Chan. 176 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,875 How can everyone do it? 177 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,450 The portal. 178 00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,613 Greetings, Tchang Zu. 179 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,181 What took you so long? 180 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:05,652 There was the usual interruption from Jackie Chan. 181 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:09,022 In that case, he wouldn't bother anymore. 182 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:37,616 When lightning strikes, I applaud your skill, brother. 183 00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:43,422 Shendu, you can call me Master. 184 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,726 Of course, Master. 185 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,602 Now, take me to my palace. 186 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,809 Rubber is a good electrical insulator. 187 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:10,849 The environment may be unfamiliar, but I can assure you... 188 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,885 My palace! 189 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:20,192 Man has paved my paradise and built... 190 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:21,927 Parking space? 191 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:26,999 I will build my palace again. 192 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,268 Meanwhile, Shendu, 193 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:32,738 find a suitable place to stay for me. 194 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:34,173 How about that? 195 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,112 May also. 196 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,086 Isn't he intoxicating? 197 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,687 He's not bad. 198 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,857 - What's that? - Who's that? 199 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,559 Extraordinary. 200 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,396 Go, Dissident! 201 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,368 Why don't they run? 202 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:06,305 They think you're just entertainment. 203 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,242 Who is in charge? 204 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:13,545 We specifically ask them to stay at least 18 meters away. 205 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,247 What do you mean, Miss? 206 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,916 How can we record with this interference? 207 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,452 Do you know the price of that animatronic costume? 208 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:26,325 Film? They say this is a footprint printing ceremony. 209 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,761 Come on, let's control this crowd. 210 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,765 These agents are getting younger by the day. 211 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,035 Humans who cast genuine chi spells 212 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:41,674 to Tchang Zu, the Thunder Demon, is the patron god of actors. 213 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:45,511 A portal located in a film studio? Strange. 214 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,012 Hello? 215 00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:49,415 - Where are you? - Chinese Theatre. 216 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,551 Likewise the Lightning Demon and he has electrical powers. 217 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:53,886 How can you... 218 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:57,189 Jade, don't do anything until I arrive. 219 00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,025 Jade never keeps quiet. 220 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,627 I know, but I feel like I have to say it anyway. 221 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,464 Raf, this is what you have to do. 222 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,965 When Jackie Chan came here... 223 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,300 Jackie who? 224 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,070 Want to sign my arm? 225 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,639 I'll call my manager. 226 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,442 He's not so drunk anymore. 227 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,676 Calm down, T. 228 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:21,313 Raf will come back once he finds out about this incident in tomorrow's newspaper. 229 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,449 Lar, Jade. 230 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:27,186 If you want to see Jackie in action, come to the Chinese Theater immediately. 231 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,524 - Where is the devil? - In the. 232 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,126 Uncle, the chi spell is ready? 233 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,728 I can't prepare the spell. 234 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,496 - What? - Need other ingredients. 235 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,431 Why don't you have one? 236 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:41,967 How can I collect chi ingredients 237 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,002 when you stole my student? 238 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,305 Companion, huh? 239 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,708 To Chinatown, fast. 240 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,910 I'll try to keep Tchang Zu inside. 241 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,884 Jackie. 242 00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:03,555 Please Jade, stay here. 243 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,560 One more thing 244 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,963 Komodo powder, dragon's teeth. 245 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:15,401 Another thing, a concoction made from turtle shells. 246 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,138 One more thing, chestnuts. 247 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,673 Symbol of Ts'ao Kuo-chiu. 248 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,543 In Chinatown? 249 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:33,786 I will destroy this city with the resonant sound of lightning. 250 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,522 The man is like Olivier. 251 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:41,393 Welcome to the cheap seats, Chan. 252 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,362 You! 253 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:48,300 I will prove that lightning can strike twice. 254 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,441 If there are problems in life... 255 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,712 Lar, I'm glad you came. The event is about to start. 256 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:01,880 What is the event? 257 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,986 Poems with Chan. 258 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,292 Very sophisticated. 259 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,060 You do it wholeheartedly. 260 00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:19,064 - Uncle. - I have to cast a chi spell. 261 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:20,232 Hold this. 262 00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:22,367 Who is that old man? 263 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,870 Angry actor. Sometimes providing fresh humor. 264 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,644 Forget Chan. 265 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:35,914 If that annoying old man completes his chi spell, 266 00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:39,017 you will return to nothingness. 267 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,619 That's a sign for us. 268 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,240 Jade, play the castanets Now! 269 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,976 He is also the music director. 270 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,002 Ole! 271 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,808 Lar, I'm planning a comedy film. 272 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,778 Chan and DiCapizio. DiCapizio and Chan. 273 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,249 There won't be a movie. 274 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:49,655 And Jackie Chan will never have lunch in this city again! 275 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,092 Lar didn't say anything about dinner. 276 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,360 Come on, I'll treat you. 277 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:58,897 We know the Mexican restaurant where Uncle found the chestnuts. 278 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,132 In Chinatown? 279 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:04,636 Hollywood is a strange and mysterious place. 280 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:06,939 We can't get a film contract. 281 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,475 Jackie Chan has certainly left a mark on Hollywood. 282 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,718 Hey, Jackie, have you ever met anyone famous? 283 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:26,624 One day, I came to Oscar, I was standing in the green room. 284 00:20:26,624 --> 00:20:28,860 There were lots of big stars in the room. 285 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,663 I saw John Travolta, Tom Hanks. 286 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,365 Oh my, Sidney Poitier. 287 00:20:34,365 --> 00:20:36,668 I don't know what to say. 288 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,970 Suddenly, there was a sound. 289 00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:43,074 "Jackie Chan, can you shake hands?" I turned around, it was Robin Williams. 290 00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:45,043 He said, "Jackie, I'm a big fan of yours." 291 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,579 "You're great." That makes me proud.